10. What you plan to buy at the grocery tonight.
09. Why you won’t eat food made by people who own cats.
08. How hot you think Tim McGraw looks in his jeans.
07. The groin infection your son may have.
06. How much money you spent (or didn’t spend) on any particular item of clothing.
05. Any positive statements regarding the current US president.
04. The fungus you got on your toe from your last pedicure.
03. Faith Hill belting mediocre pop-country songs from your tinny radio.
02. Inane, loud laughter based on some inner-office IM you received.
01. References to last night’s intimate liaisons with your spouse.
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